Have you heard the saying positive thoughts lead to a positive life? There’s a reason this cliche is true, but sometimes daily the wording of more traditional affirmations can feel a bit corny or contrived. And when they feel icky, we’re less likely to incorporate them into our daily lives.
Laughter Really is the Best Medicine
Positive statements don’t always have to be serious—sometimes, a good laugh is a powerful tool to shake off negative energy and welcome in the good vibes each day. It’s no secret that I love positive affirmations. And as much as I love personal development aids, my preference is always being silly over being serious. So regular affirmations can leave me feeling like a bit of a …knob. And if I feel a bit silly when I’m saying them, the affirmations aren’t likely to have the positive effect I was searching for in the first place… I’ve compiled some of my favourite, funny affirmations to offer you a quick mood boost and help brighten your world. Because at the end of the day, a sense of humour is one of the most powerful tools we can use to see us through a difficult situation. Celebrity Funny Affirmations Hilarious Sweary Affirmations for Adults Mood Boosting Affirmations for Mental Health Favourite Funny Affirmations
There’s nothing that I can do to mess up my glorious life… Except maybe dating Pete Davidson
Today I’m channeling lead singer energy. I am the Beyoncé of my Destiny’s Child.
More funny affirmations to boost your mood and mental health
Laughter really is the best medicine. Especially when you’ve forgotten to pick up your prescription and the chemist is closed. If cauliflower can become pizza, I can do anything. If I could believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, I can believe in myself for like 5 minutes I deserve a break from my brain. Dear Universe, I am totally open to receiving the amazing things coming my way. For example, a lottery win. I have no time for stress and worries because I’m too busy being awesome Reach for the stars because at the very least it’ll air out your armpits. You can do it! (but you probably won’t). Today I won’t let anyone make me feel bad about myself. That’s my job. No one does it better than me. I am exactly where I’m supposed to be. Because I make terrible decisions. I am amazing (for someone whose life is a total mess). I am the CEO of my own chaos, and business is booming! Today I am as focused. Like a cat and a laser pointer. I’m too busy watering my own grass to notice if yours is greener. Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. I can do this. I channel my inner seabird. They’re called a Peli-can not a Peli-can’t. I make things happen. Not the things I need to make happen. But things still happen.
1. Encourages a Positive Outlook and Better Mood
Even when your life is in the toilet, there’s always something to be grateful for… or is there? In any case, positive funny affirmations help you to start your day on a positive note. Even if that note is just making fun of your negative thoughts – it’s a start! If traditional affirmations just aren’t it for you, taking the piss out of a situation can be just the thing to turn a bad day on its head. If you repeat them enough times – there’s a good chance you’ll start believing them… The simple act of repeating affirmations – even funny ones, gives you a sense of control, helping you with stress reduction and in maintaining a calm, positive mindset. There’s even evidence that positive emotions can go a long way in boosting overall health, like your immune system, too – winning! By focusing on the funny side of things, cheeky affirmations help you cultivate a positive outlook on life, making it easier to feel grateful, joyful, and at peace with your surroundings. Plus the benefits of a good belly laugh are well documented in boosting mood and facilitating stress relief. Do you have any go-to funny affirmations that you use in daily life? Let me know in the comments below.
